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I was born on the same day, and as i enter into the 27th year on planet earth, i am trying to find someone born on the same day as me, for me its like a Twin Hunt of a different kind!!

theres a pond
and above the pond is a fly
and in the pond theres a fish
and the fish think hmm if the fly flies lower,
I can eat the fly

near the pond where the fly is flying
and the fish is swimming
theres a bear

and the bear thinks hmm
if the fly flies lower
and the fish eats the fly
then i can catch the fish

near the pond where the fly is flying
and fish is swimming
and the bear is walking
therez a hunter

and the hunter thinks hmmm
if the fly flies lower
and the fish eats the fly
and the bear catches the fish
than i can shoot the bear

near the pond where the fly is flying
and fish is swimming
and the bear is walking
and the hunter is hunting
theres a mouse

and the mouse think hmmm
if the fly flies lower
and the fish eats the fly
and the bear catches the fish
and the hunter shoots the bear
his sandwich will fall
and i can eat the sandwich
near the pond where the fly is flying
and fish is swimming
and the bear is walking
and the hunter is hunting
and the mouse is roaming
theres a cat

and the cat thinks hmmm
if the fly flies lower
and the fish eats the fly
and the bear catches the fish
and the hunter shoots the bear
and the mouse eats the sandwich
i can eat the mouse

IT HAPPENS
the fly flies lower
the fish eats the fly
the bear cathes the fish
the hunter shoots the bear
his sandwich falls
the mouse eats the sandwich
and the cat JUMPS
misses the mouse
and falls in to the pond

MORAL OF THE STORY: takes alot of forplay to get a wet p*ssy
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I just saw on the news that polar bears have a shorter hunting season because of warmer temperatures. Glacier National Park will not have glaciers in less than 50 years. Birds such as robins are now found in parts of Alaska that they were never seen in before, as well as other species.

Two hunters leave their camp and are headed for bear hunting. They walk 10 km south, then 10 km east. They kill a bear. They walk 10 km north and get back to their camp, exactly where they left. Question is…what was the color of the bear?